S-H-I-T

 

Health Warning

(Warning possibly slightly blondist….)

(Don’t read if easily offended)

(But my dear sainted mother sent it to me and she’s blonde. So that makes it ok – doesn’t it?)

A business man got into a Lift.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
“T-G-I-F”

He smiled at her and replied,
“S-H-I-T”

She looked puzzled and repeated,
“T-G-I-F,” more slowly.

He again answered,
“S-H-I-T.”

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
“T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back to her and once again,
“S-H-I-T.”

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday.’ Get it,duuhhh?”

The man answered,
“S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’– duuhhh.

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