Toilet Seat Humour

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden

seat on our toilet.  Finally I got around to doing it while Julie was out shopping. 

After finishing I left to take care of another matter before she returned.


She came home and prepared to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower

she got undressed and then sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up she

realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.


About that time I got home and realized her predicament.  We both pushed and

pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally in desperation I undid the toilet

seat bolts.  Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital

emergency room.


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her

(Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of

it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”


The Doctor replied, “Actually I’ve seen lots of them… ……….

I just never saw one mounted and framed.”


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