Theresa May Jokes – Please share

Q: How many Tory U-Turns does it take to change a lightbulb?
 A: Under the Strong And Stable™ leadership of Theresa May there will be no changes to any lightbulbs.
 Clarification: Under the Strong And Stable™ Leadership of Theresa May all changes to lightbulbs will be means-tested.
 Re-clarification: Under the Strong And Stable™ Leadership of Theresa May the number of changes to lightbulbs will be capped. Details of the cap will be announced after the General Election when we are pretty sure that voters will have forgotten about the original Tory Policy on changes to lightbulbs.
I want to be absolutely clear on this. There has been no change to our policy on lightbulbs. 
I bring strong and stable changes to light bulbs and want the best possible changes to light bulbs. 
But let me be clear. No lightbulb change is better than a bad lightbulb change. But let me be clear. Corbyn couldn’t change a lightbulb. His coalition of chaos couldn’t even find a lightbulb. My strong and stable leadership will put in the right team to change light bulbs and will stand up for the right lightbulb change. 

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