Sewing in Scotland

Angus Broon of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming,”Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off of ma fly? I can’t button ma pants.”

“Oh Angus, I’ve got ma hands in the dishpan, go next door and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it.”

About 5 minutes later, there’s a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus
The little lady looks at him and says, “My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?”

“Aye,” says Angus. “I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did, everything was goin’ fine but

when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr MacDonald walked in.”

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