Nicola Sturgeon’s local call

Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes.

When he’s finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.

Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours. When she’s finished, the devil informed her that there would be no charge and feel free to call Scotland anytime.

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got to call Scotland free.

The devil replied, “Since Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister of Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so it’s only a local call.”

 

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