I have always said golf is dangerous

The Dangers of Golf

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.


A  very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”


“I’m okay. Thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.


She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”  I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.


“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now ” she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.
I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed.


After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset So I’d better go now.”


“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”


I replied, “Still under the cart, I guess”.

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