I have just had an interesting email. It reads:
By the way a friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Ireland on the 18th March. He paid over £300 each, but he didn’t realise when he bought them months ago that this was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at the Registry Office in Dorchester at 4.30pm.
The bride’s name is Nicole – She’s 5’ 8” about 9 stone, quite pretty with her own income and is a really good cook.
Am quite tempted…..