An Easy Mistake To Make

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when

the Wife looks over at him and asks the question….

 

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get

married again?”

 

HUSBAND:

“Definitely not!”

 

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

 

HUSBAND: “Of course I do..”

 

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ”

 

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

 

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

 

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

 

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

 

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

 

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

 

HUSBAND:

“Probably, it is almost new.”

 

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

 

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

 

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”

 

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her

own.”

 

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?

 

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”

 

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?

 

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

 

WIFE: — silence —

 

HUSBAND:

“shit”…………….

 

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