So You Think You Are Having A Bad Day? (PS May Offend)

The next time you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or that no one ever notices you, think of this guy:
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Things Got You Down?  Well Then, Consider These. .  .  READ ON!!

In a  hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always  died in the same bed,
On Sunday morning, at  about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical  condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some  even thought it had something to do with the  supernatural.

No one  could solve the mystery as to why the deaths  occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday,
So a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the  cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses
Nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible  phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fernando Rodriguez , the part-time Sunday sweeper,

Entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The  average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the  Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
Released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers..
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen  shaking frantically,
Almost in a dancing frenzy,  with some kind of wire running from his waist  towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of Wood and  smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.

Are You OK  Now? –  No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
To a slaughterhouse in Bonn,Germany.  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose
And escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?  STILL having a Bad Day?

One day a Terrorist in a dry and dusty part of the  world didn’t pay enough  postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with  ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to  bits.

There now,  Feeling Better?

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