Casually Racist About Scotland….but they’re leaving the Union anyway

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scottish Husband?

He was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, “Maggie, put your hat and coat on, lassie”.

She replied, “Awe Jock that’s nice – are you taking me tae the pub with you?”

“Nay,” Jock replied, “I’m switching the heating off while I’m out”.

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