How do you get Dick from Christopher?

 

“Hi, I’m Jane” she said 
“I’m Christopher,” he replied “but everyone calls me Dick for short” 
“How do you get Dick from Christopher?” she asked 
“You just ask nicely” he replied.

A woman asked a pharmacist, “Do you sell Viagra?”
“Yes,” he answered.
She asked, “Does it work?”
“Yes, it certainly does” he answered.
She said, “Can you get it over the counter?” 
“I can, if I take two,” he replied.

  

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