A very tired nurse walks into a Bank of the Ozarks branch on Hwy 71, right here in Bentonville, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the
flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great……….some asshole’s got my pen!’