Some Asshole’s Got My Pen

A very tired nurse walks into a Bank of the Ozarks branch on Hwy 71, right here in Bentonville, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the
flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great……….some asshole’s got my pen!’

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