Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of rowdy
drunks pulled up alongside.
“Hey, get your tits out, you penguins!” shouted one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turned to Sister Immaculata and said:-
“I don’t think they know who we are – show them your cross”.
So Sister Immaculata downed her window and shouted:-
“F*** off you little turds, before I come over there and rip your
f***** balls off!”
Sister Immaculata looked back at the Mother Superior and asked:-
“Was that cross enough?”