Fannie Green- This joke may offend…tee hee

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, “Father,
it’s been one month since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fannie
Green every week for the last month.”
The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three
‘Hail Mary’s’.”
Soon, another man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a
week for the last two months.”
This time the priest asks, “Who is this Fannie Green?”
“A new woman in the neighbourhood,” the sinner replies.
“Very well,” says the priest. “Go and say ten ‘Hail Mary’s’.”
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon,
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men’s eyes fall
upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, “Is that
Fannie Green?”
The altar boy replies, “No Father, I think its just the reflection off
her shoes.”
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