Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ..
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche…
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year’s Riots….Your One Year Manufacturer’s Warranty Runs Out Soon.
A boy asks his granny, ‘Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?’
Granny replies, blow the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!