She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Description:
Are you busy tonight?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free, I have no plans at all!”
She said, “Great! Could you watch my dog?”
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!