Out with my dad

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
 
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
 
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
 
My dad kept staring at him.
 
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
 
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
 
‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
 
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
 
In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
 
‘Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
 
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