Always keep condoms in the car

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little  thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective  sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally  was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I  always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she  never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the  wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to  me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and  committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t  say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want  one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen  in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
 I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to  the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
“We are very  happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better  man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.


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