Ambiguity can lead to prison

In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook, “I’ve blown the head gasket on my 1999 Ford XR3,” rather than, “I’ve just f**ked my fourteen year-old escort.”

The police still haven’t seen the funny side of it, and they’ve confiscated my laptop.

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