A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the  roof of the cave to get  some sleep.
Pretty  soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling  him about where he got it.  He told them to p!ss off  & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he  finally gave in.
“OK, follow me”, he said & flew  out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind  him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river  & into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all  the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues  hanging out for blood. 
“Do you see that large oak  tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!!!” the bats  all screamed in a frenzy.

Good for you!” said the bat,  “Because I f*cking didn’t.”

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