Breast Implants

A sixty-ish woman is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look, what’s the matter with you?” 

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old”..

The husband says, “What did he say about your 65 year old bum ?”
“Your name never came up,” she replies. 

 (Men . . .. They just never know when to shut up, do they?) 

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