The Price of Petrol isn’t worth a Sous

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

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After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the
 paintings,and made it safely to his van..

However, he was captured only two
blocks away
 when his van ran out of gas

When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime
 and then make such an
obvious error,
 he replied,

‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole
the
 paintings.’

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I had no Monet

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To buy Degas

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To make the Van Gogh.’

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See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to
someone
 else….

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I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

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