Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The1st kind of sex is called:Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The2nd kind of sex is called:Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rdkind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The4th kind of sex is called:Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘F you.’
The 5thkind of sex is called:
Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The6th kind is calledCourtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, The 7thkind of sex is called:Pension Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own!!