Fairies

40 years
of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I’m
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish !
So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof…!
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female…..
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