Bankers

> A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
> to his colleagues.
> As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to
> the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
>
> More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the
> police.
>
> Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance 
> to
> ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my
> beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel
> beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
>
> After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
> disgust.
>
> 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You
> lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else
> in your life.'
>
> 'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche 
> owner.
>
> The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when
> the truck hit you.'
>
> The Banker looks down in horror.
>
> 'BLOODY HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
>
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