Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals,
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your arse tomorrow.
“Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long.”