My Wife’s Adviser

Someone asked me
Now that you’re retired, “do you still have a job?”

I replied, “Yes I am my wife’s sexual advisor.”

Somewhat shocked, they said

“I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?”

“Very simple –

My wife told me that when she wants my f*cking advice, she’ll ask me for it.”

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