Women Drivers

This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a 


In a brand new 
VW Golf !! 

With her face up
 next to her
Rear view mirror 

Putting on her eyeliner! 

I looked away 

For a couple seconds 

And when I looked back she was 

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, 

I don’t scare easily…

But she scared me so much
 I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked 

The meat pie

Out of my other hand.

In allthe confusion of trying

To straighten out the car 

Using my knees against
 The steering wheel,

It knocked 

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell 

Into the coffee 

Between my legs, 

Which s

And burned

“Big Jim and the Twins

Ruined the phone,

Soaked my trousers, 

And disconnected an

Important call. 

Women Drivers!!


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