Harrods

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamondbracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look moreclosely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticedher little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form ofa salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expectof a professional in a store like Harrods. 

He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we helpyou today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesmansomehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price ofthis lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re goingto shit yourself when I tell you the price..

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