My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak.
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche…
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year’s Riots….
Your One Year Manufacturer’s Warranty Runs Out Soon